Potty Training

Potty Training is a art that nobody in the world has mastered; Where you must properly sit in a toilet and wait, until a small LITTLE TURDY comeeeeees out, little turdy dives in the toilet, and heres the hard part, you grab a papers and wipe up all over the mess little turdy made all over his room, bad turdy >:(

Why is potty training so hard? :(
Potty Training is hard because it requires alot of patience, and alot of strain and strength, you get punished for eating delicious junk food like potato chips, and get dia-diah-diahorea? I cant spell it

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