Barack Obama

Barack Obama IZ A SCAREE MAWNSTER! I SWUR, HEZ DEE ANTICHRIST! HEEZ DUN NUTIN 2 HALP DIP CUNTYR ND HE;S CLEERLEE EVUL! SEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!

WTF is your problem?
I HAV NU DUM OL PRAWBLEM! UR DA 1 WIT DA PRAWBLUM! OBAWMA IZ CRAYZEE N EVULL N NAWBUDDY LAEKS HIM!!!!!!! HEE SHAWT KENDEDY & HEE CAWSED NAINE ELVEN!!!!!!

But Obama was 3 in 1963, and he was Senator in 2001...
STFU BASTURD! HEE DED IT!!!! HEE DED ET AWL! I WELL KEEL U IF U DAWN'T STAHP KWESTUNING!!!!!! U HAV 2 BELVE MEE HEEZ WURS DAN BUSH!!!! DATS SAYUNG SUMTING!!!!!

Go fuck yourself
NAW BEETH U GAW FACK YOURSELF HE WUSZ DA 1 HWO DFID IT ALK WOMG I;N GOINR NUTS EAGTJLEHRDFLJKHFKLDJTLKFHSJ NUUUUUUUUUU TANX OBAWMA!!!!