Barbie

Barbie is a nickname for Barbara, but it's best known as a series of girls toys that only girls like, unlike My Little Pony which was designed specifically for grown men.

Barbie dolls suck
Barbie dolls are so 1959. Nobody cares about them anymore. This is coming from an adolescent boy. The only reason men own Barbie dolls is so they can jack off to them naked. That's why grown men also own Ken dolls.

Who the hell is Ken?
Why do you even care? Will you die if you don't know who Ken is? What? You will? Fine, I will sum it up. Ken is Barbie's boyfriend and Barbie is a two-timing bitch just like Moby from BrainPop.

Barbie in yoga clothes
Another reason men buy Barbie dolls is because they want to see her in yoga clothes. Truth o' the matter, she's not that bad in yoga clothes, though she looks kinda like a slut.

How to burn a Barbie doll
In order to burn a Barbie doll, you have to follow these steps: And that's how you burn a Barbie. This is how it goes.
 * 1) Throw her in a fire