YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM IS A FINE WOMAN, WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE, INCREDIBLY STUPID, FACIALLY DEFORMED, AND ALL-AROUND TERRIBLE. YOUR MOM HAS HAD A NUMBER OF JOKES MADE ABOUT HER, AND IT IS A SHAME THAT THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOES NOT KNOW THE TRUE NATURE OF YOUR MOM. IRL, YOUR MOM IS ACTUALLY QUITE A NICE PERSON, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS SOME DISABILITIES INVOLVING HER PHYSICAL FEATURES.

NO, REALLY.

COME ON. PLEASE. JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MOVE DOESN'T MEAN SHE DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS.

ALRIGHT, FINE. BE THAT WAY.