Poop

Poop is a very tasty food that comes out of your ass, though many people are disgusted by how its created and refuse to eat it, it is actually a very healthy, delectable, and delight tasting food.

Variants
Poop has many different kinds of variants, that have slightly different tastes, yet are equally as healthy and delight as all the other types of poop

Snake poop: Long, thin poop, this poop is easy to twirl around, and has become the new play-doh, easy to play with, yet still edible.

Liquid poop: Poop made for drinking, many children sell them and people see them as immature

Green poop: a very rare variant of poop, tastes exactly like normal poop except it looks green and is softer

Gigantic poop: a gigantic version of poop; Not much else to say.