Dog-Thing

Dog-Thing is a character that was created by our lord and savior, Robert Ivey or Rtivey. It is not quite a dog, but more of a thing.

Origins
Dog-Thing was created when Rtivey was doodling in his sketchbook of random things. Alongside a hamburger, a bearded dude sighing, a weird thing, a failed drawing of a pretzel, and an Islam extremist, he drew a little dog-like-thing taking a shit. He didn't have a name for it at first, but later on he decided to call it, "Dog-Thing".

Dog-Thing's life
The life of a Dog-Thing is kind of strange. A long time ago, they were abundant. But when there was a massacre of Dog-Things in the 1600s, the Dog-Thing is now more scarce. They used to not have bellies, but then they evolved and now they do. The Dog-Thing has a big appetite, but they never gain weight because that's out of their league. They don't like people. Or at least they used to not like people, but then they grew a liking to them. They trust them nowadays, and they're never hunted anymore. They make good housepets, they're kind and loyal. Most of them anyway. If you see a black Dog-Thing never go near it.

Where to find a Dog-Thing
What?! Are you nuts?! Dog-Things are just fictional! Tough luck with you! You can't get one!

Not quite a dog.
Dog-Things are almost never seen from the front because Rtivey can't draw things from the front well except for people. Dog-Things don't go "yip yip" or "woof woof", they instead go "yap yap" and "warf warf". They're virtually dog-like in every other way, but they look different, so yeah.

Evolution of Dog-Thing
At first they had such long snouts. They were long because Rtivey drew them that way. For a while they didn't have bellies, but then when Rtivey decided "They need bellies", he drew bellies. Rtivey is like the god of all Dog-Things, he changes them as he pleases.

https://twitter.com/kindadoggy <--- Dog-Thing's twitter account.