PewDiePie

PewDiePie is some weird guy who plays a bunch of video games in a whiny, squeaky voice and everyone loves him for that.

Why the hell does he have 35 million plus subscribers?
I have no goddamn clue. He's such a moron. I agree with his username. Pew should Die and turn into a Pie. He doesn't do anything funny. He just acts like a moron and plays video games. His subscriber count well exceeds YouTube's own subscriber count by maybe 12 million. Holy shit! I can't believe he could be so goddamn popular! I should just scream like an imbecile and make sex jokes and then I'll be as popular as him.

Do you like him?
I respect the fact that you do like him, but I don't. This is just an opinion site and this is my opinion. Watch someone else. You'll like them better than this bozo.