Zoophile Coca Cola Man

The Zoophile Coca Cola man is the Pedophile Kool-Aid Man's replacement. He was accidentally created when something went completely wrong.

How he was made
Not too long ago, in the jungles of Gaila, there lived a wide variety of Xphile Someone men. (If you know me very well, you'll get the reference). One day, the Pedophile Kool-Aid Man was just enjoying the air, when he tripped and fell. Unfortunately, the dirt was radioactive, and it made him turn from Kool-Aid to Coca Cola, and he changed his interest from fucking kids into fucking animals. That is how everything began.

What he does
The Zoophile Coca Cola Man enjoys creeping around houses, looking for pets. He breaks into the house, and the animal yelps in surprise. Nobody can hear this, except the Man and the Animal. There he begins fucking. He goes in and out, and he forcibly shuts up the animal. When the Coca Cola man finishing raping the animal, he turns it around, opens its mouth, penetrates once more, and rips the animal directly in half. The next morning, the animal is gone, and its like nothing ever happened.

What else he does
He goes into the jungle of Gaila every so often and finds a deer or a tiger or an ape or a dolphin and fucks them too, the final result being what is above.

Are you an animal/furry?
Too bad, then you'll get a nice treat from the Zoophile Coca Cola Man. He doesn't mind anthros either.