Gandhi

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (4000 BC - 2050 AD) was the #1 manufacturer in nukes and in nuke use. He bombed some millions of innocent people because people took some sugar.

Early life
Way back when in 4000 BC, Gandhi started up his first city. He started farming and as the years went by he discovered some new things. Over time he met some new civilizations which had similar rules as him, but he was smarter than them.

The first nuke
Gandhi was working on his business when his scientists discovered some uranium on a farm everyone used. They begun that Manhattan project and finished first. And then they developed the nukes. These nukes made everyone either guarded or afraid of Gandhi. One small step into his territory and he was willing to drop the bomb on them.

The fatal mistake
One day, a group of bandits saw that Gandhi had some sugar. They really wanted that sugar, so they decided to steal it. Gandhi was completely outraged and declared war on the civilization that stole the sugar, blaming it on the government themselves. His army was plenty higher than theirs and the nuke count was past 20.

World War 666
The leader, Rome, knew what was going on and tried to declare a peace treaty, but Gandhi wouldn't fall for it. They took his sugar and he couldn't stand it. Thus comes the first nuke dropped. In a panic, people ran around in circles, but as everyone knows, running doesn't solve anyone's problems. KABOOM! There went one city. Two, three, four, until all of the cities were gone.

Battle of everybody
After Rome was defeated, Gandhi got an orgasm. He liked nuking people. So he hurried up on production and he nuked city after city. Civilization after civilization was defeated, crying like imbiciles. When a new civ was declared war, they panicked and declared as many peace treaties as possible. But that didn't fool Gandhi. He got rid of those cities like a man would swipe a spider off his shoulder. All these battles, and him having the only nukes ever, made him easily win the war. This made him the only civilization left, and he got lonely. So he nuked the sand.